Where does a Pirate like to eat??? Aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrby's!!!
It is your duty as a reader of this blog that today, September 19th, you must use one of the following pick up lines before the day is over. Here are some suggestions from talklikeapirate.com:
Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day
10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?
9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?
8. Come on up and see me urchins.
7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.
6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.
5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?
4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?
3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.
2. Well blow me down?
And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is …
1. Prepare to be boarded.
And for the record, I've crushed seventeen men's skulls between me thighs!
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2 comments:
I'm disappointed that I didn't see something like "I'm here to pillage yer booty. Argh."
add it to the list! i'm so sad i didn't read your blog sooner!
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